STRESS GRENADE: PULL PIN, RELEASE CHAOS

For when the city’s soundtrack is honking and existential dread.

!Decompress Like a Cyberpunk Samurai!

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URBAN PULSE AROMATHERAPY HUMIDIFIER

URBAN PULSE AROMATHERAPY HUMIDIFIER

Κανονική τιμή CHF 51.00
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Tactical Grenade Design | Cyberpunk Swagger Meets Zen 💣🌆

Hack Your Stress:
This isn’t just a humidifier—it’s a metro-grade decompression tool. Press the BOOM button 🎮, watch the lid pop like a cyberpunk grenade, and unleash a misty flame (no explosions, just vibes). Perfect for your desk, gym bag, or that 3 AM grind session.

Specs for the City-Pro:
► 50ml/h mist – Hydrate your zone, silent as a midnight subway.
► 6H auto-shutdown – Works smarter, not harder (like you).
► 1100mAh battery – Charges in 2hrs, runs 5hrs. USB-C ready.
► 115-152mm size – Fits anywhere: studio apartments, co-working chaos, or your go-bag.

How to Urban-Proof It:
🚰 Water Rule: Tap or mineral water only. No distilled!
🔥 First Use: Soak the cotton swab – mist starts faster than your morning espresso.
⚠️ Warning: Skip oily essential oils (this isn’t a diffuser, it’s a statement).

What’s Inside:

  • Humidifier (obviously)

  • Cotton swab

  • USB-C cable

Pro Tip:
Use it to:
☁️ Fake focus during Zoom calls.
☁️ Chill a crammed metro ride.
☁️ Flex at LAN parties (because aesthetics > air).


For the hustlers who code, commute, and occasionally need to defuse.
#CityZen | #CyberpunkVibes | #UrbanHacks

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