Tactical Grenade Design | Cyberpunk Swagger Meets Zen 💣🌆
Hack Your Stress:
This isn’t just a humidifier—it’s a metro-grade decompression tool. Press the BOOM button 🎮, watch the lid pop like a cyberpunk grenade, and unleash a misty flame (no explosions, just vibes). Perfect for your desk, gym bag, or that 3 AM grind session.
Specs for the City-Pro:
► 50ml/h mist – Hydrate your zone, silent as a midnight subway.
► 6H auto-shutdown – Works smarter, not harder (like you).
► 1100mAh battery – Charges in 2hrs, runs 5hrs. USB-C ready.
► 115-152mm size – Fits anywhere: studio apartments, co-working chaos, or your go-bag.
How to Urban-Proof It:
🚰 Water Rule: Tap or mineral water only. No distilled!
🔥 First Use: Soak the cotton swab – mist starts faster than your morning espresso.
⚠️ Warning: Skip oily essential oils (this isn’t a diffuser, it’s a statement).
What’s Inside:
Humidifier (obviously)
Cotton swab
USB-C cable
Pro Tip:
Use it to:
☁️ Fake focus during Zoom calls.
☁️ Chill a crammed metro ride.
☁️ Flex at LAN parties (because aesthetics > air).
For the hustlers who code, commute, and occasionally need to defuse. #CityZen | #CyberpunkVibes | #UrbanHacks
